Blow and make a wish. Ewwww. I think it got in my hair. (via whisperingwillow)

We all want to be alone sometimes. Unfortunately, the middle of nowhere has no WiFi access. (via gatekeeper)

Going to a live concert is an experience. Bringing your camera for an upskirt shot is a souvenir. (via yougottalivetoparty)

The water can feel free and inviting. But if it feels warm, then someone just invited themselves into a toilet. Suspect everyone. (via absit-omen)

It is true. There is safety in numbers… but OMG YOU GUYS WE’RE GONNA GET EATEN!!!! (via moneyissues)

Video games are fun. So is pejote. Combine the two and you replace a lot of time with a lot of fun. (via zachisaac)

fuckyeahdogs:

Solvang, CA

Dogs are great. They’ll lick anything….ANYTHING!

Snow happens. It’s called Canada. (via brouillon)

The longest hallway is the one wear your room key won’t work because you’re too drunk. The shortest hallway is the one filled with puke. (via harlowville)

Everyone loves a good donut. Especially homeless people. Because they have no food. And no home. (via mnnda)